How had no show called Heather Locklear to help raise the ratings. I've decided to play match maker for La Locklear and a few shows that could use her as a shot in the arm.
1.) Desperate Housewives--This show is in the best shape creatively and in the ratings but they could always use some mysterious new person. What if Edie has a sister who is......nice. She comes to town because she is sick and wants to make amends with her sister before it is too late, we learn that she is holding onto a shocking secret, one that Edie doesnt want to come out.
2.) 90210-- This show definitely needs an injection of help. I imagine the story this way. She will play a single teacher who makes a play for Rob Estes character. He turns her down, so she starts an affair with his under age son Dixon. This could play out for a few episodes, it will create drama for the Wilsons, and Dixon/Silver. As a cliffhanger she comes in and announces she is pregnant.......
3.) Dirty Sexy Money--Creatively this show is solid but the ratings reflect otherwise so bring Heather on as a former mistress of both Tripp and Patrick. She could make both their lives hell. She is making a play for the Darling company, and wants to put a crimp in Patricks campaign